MS FASHION JOKES

MORNING MIA MIGLIORERS - MONDAY JOKES: Laugh it Loud on Monday *ROTFL* =)) =)) image Harry wanted a suit, he visited a tailor who told him his fabric won't be enough. He went to the tailor next door instead who then told him his fabric would be enough to make a suit.
Days later, he return to collect his suit. Harry asked"how come you could also make my suit and still make trousers for your son when the other guy couldn't even make a suit? Simple, the other guy has 2 sons. LMAO

 2] A man comes home from work with one black eye. ‘What happened to you?’ asks his wife. ‘I’ll never understand women,’ he replies. ‘I was riding on the escalator behind this pretty young girl, when I noticed her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!
Lmao what would you do if this happened to you?
Morning Miggies

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